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WHERE IS HE?
PORKCHOP WAS REPORTEDLY LAST SEEN AT THE GYM. Witnesses say he was getting a massive pump. However, since then, his whereabouts are unknown. He can literally be anywhere.
SIGHTINGS
1ST SIGHTING
The gym.
?
2ND SIGHTING
???
?
3RD SIGHTING
???
5k
10k
25k
Each new Market Cap milestone opens up a new sighting. At the 10th sighting or 1 millionth dollar market cap Porkchop will come home.
THE SEARCH
IT IS OUR MISSION TO BRING PORKCHOP HOME and we will do everything in our power to do so. This includes posting signs all over town, purchasing billboards, ads, and more.
FIND HIM!
(OR HE'LL FIND YOU)
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